Cosmological Accounting Division Mug
Standard departmental vessel issued following the successful reconciliation of the observable Universe’s matter–antimatter imbalance.
The accompanying report confirms that all matter and antimatter have been accounted for across their respective temporal branches.
Matter accounted for: +1
Antimatter accounted for: −1
Outstanding discrepancy: 0
No further action required.
Department: Cosmological Accounting Division
Classification: Internal issue
Archive reference: TC—06
Suitable for routine office use, prolonged research sessions and the quiet administration of otherwise impossible findings.
Contents remain the responsibility of the local observer.
More details
- Ceramic
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Nova Aetheris
- Email: contact@support.shop.novaaetheris.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
